Humor Additions for April 26th, 2004


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God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."

Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"

God said, "Go down into that valley."

Adam said, "What's a valley?"

God explained it to him.

Then God said, "Cross the river."

Adam said, "What's a river?"

God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."

Adam said, "What is a hill?"

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"

Adam said, "What's a cave?"

After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."

Adam said, "What's a woman?"

So God explained that to him, too.

Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."

Adam said, "How do I do that?"

God first said (under his breath), "Geez....."

And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said, "What's a headache?

Submitted by Sister Wink, Younkers, NY.

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A blond was walking down a country road beside a sea of wheat gently blowing in the wind ...

... when she noticed another blonde in a rowboat out in the middle of the field.

The first blond cups her hands and yells "What are you doing?!?!?"

The blond in the rowboat yells back "I'm rowing a boat, of course... You must be stupid!"

The first blond yells back "I am NOT stupid, and if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass!"

Submitted by Steve, somewhere out west

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Interesting word/phrase origins - Take 1

In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms.

Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms and legs are "limbs" therefore painting them would cost the buyer more. Hence the expression "Okay, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg".

Submitted by Dolly, Myersville, MD.
 

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Life in America Take 1


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