• George Carlin's View On Aging ...
• An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time ...
• One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country ...

• T'was the night of thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep ...
• When I was a young turkey, new to the coop ...
• A Yankee lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina.
• In the long standing White House Thanksgiving tradition ...
• Chicken Horror Movie - sorry we could find a Turkey one!

• The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
• What is a Grandmother?
• More Headline Stories for the Year 2035
• A guy goes to his doctor and is told by him "I have some very bad news for you ...

• A little Jewish woman called the Hospital and ask information on a patient ...
• Theologians have wrestled with some pretty bizarre questions over the centuries
• Breeds of dog, as collected from license applications and want forms at a US dog shelter:

• A shipwrecked man was barely surviving after four months on a deserted island ...
• Jacob, aged 85, and Rebecca, 79, were excited about their decision to get married.
• Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.

• An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years
• A redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night
• Things to consider before choosing an HMO

• You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
• Not too long ago a scientist tried to clone himself ...
• During the waning years of the depression in a small Idaho community ...
• Can you see it Mr. President?

• Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking their sweet time ...
• One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
• In my next life .... I wanna be a female bear

• Brownie and Spotty were neighbor dogs who met every day to play together.
• You Know you’re A Master Gardener When:
• You Know You Live in Colorado When ...

• My 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed ...
• Romance Mathematics
• How many men does it take to open a beer? ...

• An Englishman, Scotsman & an Irishman applied for the position of a laboratory assistant.
• Headline Stories for the Year 2035
• A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

• Bumper stickers we've recently seen ...
• An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced ...
• How men would vacuum if allowed ...

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