Additons to My Little Sister's Jokes for July 2003

My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions in July, 2003

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	Taxiing down the tarmac, the DC10 stopped, turned around and returned to the gate ... One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. A blonde calls an Airline and asks how long will take to fly from San Francisco to New York ...
	7/28
	God was looking down at Earth and saw the inappropriate behavior that was going on. I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003 - my dimensional warp generator stopped working. Having just moved into his new office, a pompous, new Colonel was sitting at his desk ...
	7/25
	The Men's Dictionary ... Who Thinks these Product Labels Up?
	7/23
	Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway ... Somewhere in the deep south Bubba called an attorney and asked ... An old snake goes to see his Doctor ... The Ramifications of Military Cutbacks
	7/18
	One-line puns that didn't quite make it to the big time ... An older Jewish man who needed surgery insisted that his son ... On a clear day during the waning years of the depression in a small Idaho community ...
	7/16
	The 18 Cardinal Rules of Driving in Philly ... An Interview with God ...
	7/14
	What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? ... Letter sent to the principal of a school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly ... Everyone Needs this List to Live by ...
	7/11
	Dating Rules for Overly Protective Dads A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. Little Johnny asked his grandpa how old he was ...
	7/9
	A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends ... Insights on life from Fran ... We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply ...
	7/7
	A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Unwritten rules of gardening ... A few years ago, at the Seattle Special Olympics ...
	7/4
	What happened to the 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence? The meaning of the symbols on the Dollar Bill Why the American Flag Is Folded 12 Times Tribute to The United States The Meaning of the Pledge of Allegiance The origin of "taps"

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