Additions in August, 2007

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	8/31 - Click here to read all the jokes posted on this date on one page
	Things You Should Know but Probably Don't I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife The presidential nominating process You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe ... How long do you think this coach went on about this call??? Just clean cartoons
	8/27
	Bill and Tom are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria Interesting Quotes A minister tells of his first Sunday in a new parish and of presenting the children's message Special Poem for Senior Citizens Beautiful Slide Show Finally, error messages I understand!
	8/24
	Wrapping Presents with a Cat A wilderness area asked hikers to fill out comment cards Some time ago there was an old Native American who wanted a loan for $500 I don't usually like these fuzzy heartwarming stories, but this one is truly interesting... A man walks into the street and manages to hail a taxi just going by Someone went to a lot of effort to pull this practical joke off Lest we forget ... love is not a human only quality
	8/20
	Out of the mouth of babes ... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 51 Life at sixty plus Old Aunt Cora went to see a doctor about her troublesome constipation A soldier was asked to report to the headquarters sergeant for an assignment Take a hike in China ... Why can't I get a job?
	8/17
	A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors... Recent Quips from Late Night - Take 50 Quiz for people who want to know everything... One day, the seven dwarfs left to go work in the mine Blonde Cookbook Diary ... Deep Thoughts about Pigs & Sheep Don't judge too quickly... Video 1, Video 2, Video 3 New AARP Banners
	8/13
	Examples of creativity provided by a 6th grade class during history tests... On Marriage A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country Tracking someone via their cell phone ... Amazing the show mother nature can put on isn't it?
	8/10
	A truck driver hauling a tractor trailer filled with computers stops for a beer How Mary Jo sees life! There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness ... The world is divided into two groups It was a nice day at the park by the lake Two blonds were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house Surfing in Russia Speaking for forks...
	8/8
	Actual call center conversations! Troy had finally made it to his doctor's office for a long overdue appointment Recently seen bumper stickers ... Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Shreveport, La., refinery After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband, the lawyer reported to his client Lightning hitting the USS H. S. Truman (CVN-75)
	8/3
	George Carlin's new rules Some thoughts on the self by Anthony De Mello Great police one-liners A Little Biblical Humor Pulling over a NASCAR fan!! Houses in Weird Places
	8/1
	A guy is sitting in a bar having a quiet drink when a nice looking blond ... Ann Landers challenged her readers to come up with the world's third-biggest lie Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical If Harley Davidson outsourced its manufacturing ... Letter of the day ...

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